PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene